Such a Delinquent

I was such a delinquent, as a juvenile. It's true. 

Like the time I was {almost} removed from the local movie theater.
 
One of the many perks of living with my grandparents {for short periods of time during my youth}, my Granddad would give me a $5 bill and send me on my way. The theater was within walking distance and that $5 bill would get me and one friend into the show, and still leave me with enough $$ to claim a drink and some popcorn (or some other gluttonous treat).

We'd made this trip many times. Many movies were seen.

But, we were talking about the time I was {almost} removed from the movie theater......

We were watching {read: laughing, and giggling and carrying on through} A River Runs Through It, when a discovery was made.

Did you know that if you lick a sour patch kid and throw it at the movie screen, they stick? It's true. They don't obstruct the view -for long. As they warm up they begin to slide...down..down...down the screen, leaving only a faint slimy trail in their path.

The staff was very polite in asking us to "stop, or we would be removed" -giving us a chance to correct our mischievous ways.

The crowd however, was a little less than receptive of the giggling and carrying on that continued. In the end, we chose to remove ourselves and walked home early. I ended up telling my Granddad that we got bored and left, which is the truth -if you factor in that is was boredom that made for our discovery that night.


I still don't eat sour patch kids, and I have yet to see that particular movie in its entirety.

What incredibly dumb things did you do as a kid?