The Peekers and The Squatters

In my travels through public restrooms, I have discovered a particular –for lack of better words, group of people that pass through the public restrooms I frequent. In this instance, my employers.

Those groups being the peekers and the squatters. First let us address the peekers.

These are the people that no matter what their business in the restroom, they are eager to determine who hides behind the locked stall doors around them. They try to be ever so sly as they look past their own reflection in the mirror or glance under the stall door.

Followed by the Squatters.

These are the people that are uncomfortable sharing a bathroom with others –not that I blame them, it can be awkward to share a bathroom and a board meeting with someone. So they will sit in their stall. Holding off their business until the room has cleared, fidgeting uncomfortably.

I hold no malice or judgement against either group of people. I personally prefer however, to not have my identity known –all you peekers. And to the squatters- How long do you think we can last? You trying to out-squat me, as I try to out-last you.

Are you a peeker? Are you a Squatter? What’s your style?