I Want To See The Exchange and Refund Policy

I want a full refund. I want my money back. You can keep your product. I don't want to hear the sales pitch and don't even start with buyer incentives. Just tell me where to drop them off. Them, being my two toddlers. The oldest one in particular.

This week we have survived two floods. Apparently the 'basement needed cleaning'..via the heater vents. Yeah! Tell me about it. Have you ever seen 5 gallons of water spread out on a tile floor? I don't recommend it. Luckily the water poured down the heater vents (to clean the basement) didn't do any damage. And that was just the FIRST flood of the week. The second one wasn't as devastating, unless you take into account the box of Fruit Loops that was swimming in the pool of water covering the floor.

That 12x12 inch square of missing sheet rock in my oldest bedroom? My Better Half promises me that its fixable.

I can honestly say I know what an entire Happy Meal worth of fries looks like covering the floor. All of which is much easier to clean than the Sprite. Although the Sprite doesn't stain too terribly bad, but its incredibly sticky...even on the concrete stoop. Catsup doesn't wash off the back porch all that easily, the sun seems to bake in the residue that it leaves behind.

The embarrassment of your children bull-dozing the sister-in-laws baby, is nothing compared to the full blown melt down that occurred in a department store. But no worries, the headache from the sippy cup ricocheting off the ceiling fan (and knocking ya on the noggin') is only temporary.

For now...a peaceful silence has fallen over the house. In the moring, I'm going to work! If they are lucky, I might come home. If they are lucky!