If You Give A Monkey Stickers...
>> Saturday, October 4, 2008
If you give a Monkey Stickers......
He's going to want you to open them.
If you open them, he's going to want the whole package..not just one.
If you give him the whole package, he's going to insist on peeling everyone of them from its protective paper.
If you he peels every sticker from its protective paper, he's going to have to stick them somewhere else.
If he sticks them somewhere else, You are going to spend the next 24-48 hours peeling them from random surfaces.
If he follows you around, watching you pick up stickers from random surfaces through out the house, it's going to remind him that he started out with a shiny sheet of stickers. If you remind him of that once whole sheet of stickers...He's going to want more stickers.
*Based on Actual Events. Inspired by the Childrens Book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie by Laura Joffe Numeroff
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love it!
My little boys do the same thing. They even like to put them all over me too.
My kids do that all of the time. So funny!!
That was very clever! I recognized that you were following the pattern of that book after reading the first line or two. What a cute little stinker he is!
I know of a small green dresser that bears sticker marks-Hummmmm!
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