The Bubble
>> Thursday, October 23, 2008
I'm not totally sure what has compelled me to share this tidbit of information with the world, but it has happened and you are going to hear all about it.
The truth of the matter is, I am allergic to just about everything -especially if it is plant based. Seriously, you name it, chances are that I am allergic. Weeds, grass, mold, trees, flowers, perfumes, smelly lotions, hairspray, marijuana. Yeah, I said marijuana. For the record I discovered this allergy in a totally legit, not experimental and totally legal means. If you don't believe me, just ask my employer. But I digress.
The point of the matter is I should probably be living in a bubble somewhere, protected from the world. I experience seasonal like allergies year round. I can't just go to the cosmetic counter and pick out just any perfume or cosmetic. The gals at the local Bath and Body Works know me by name and know what I do for a living, because I have to try their smelly potions on repeatedly before buying them. And don't get me started with animals. There is not a mammal, that I have encountered that doesn't make my eyes swell shut, my nose run and my body to break out into a rash.
I have used the same brand and fragrances of lotions, hairsprays, soaps and laundry detergents for decades. The year my deodorant company discontinued what I was wearing, I thought I was going to die. Even spending a night in a hotel can be uncomfortable. The atmospheric change of the detergents used on their linens, and towels coupled with the cleaners used to clean the room or even differing balance of minerals in the water can bring on disturbing allergic reactions for me.
The good news is, I am only allergic to one form of food. That being shellfish. All of which, was an acquired allergy later in life. And although at times, I miss a good butterfly shrimp with my chinese food or dads famous clam dip, this allergy doesn't slow me down too much.
Until the blissful day when a doctor finds a cure all for my ailments or my body is restored to perfection -whichever happens first, I will continue to journey forth. Keeping the drug industries that produce wonder drugs such as benadryl, claritin and zyrtec in business. The End
11 Pepsi Points :
That really sucks!! I am pretty much allergic to pollen and Kiwi fruit. My hubby is allergic to laundry soap and can ONLY use Tide.
I would DIE if I couldn't eat shrimp!! I LOVE it!! I am having it for dinner tonight--mmmmmm!!
That is kind of funny, because I read a little story in the newspaper about a woman living in a shed because of her allergies. Our youngest has a lot of allergies, so I understand. We can only use dye free, perfume free laundry stuff. His aren't as bad as yours, but enough that it is inconvenient. Hugs, I get it!
Yikes, danger is really lurking out every corner for you!
Two of my boys have to deal with lots of allergies too. So I kinda get a taste of what you are going through. It totally sucks!
And my hubby claims he is allergic to Popsicles sticks!
sorry about all those allergies. when you find the right bubble, let me know- i'll bring the windex and polish it up. or, are you allergic to windex?
I'm lucky in that I'm not allergic to anything. Sometimes, I wish I was allergic to chocolate.
That sucks. My husband is allergic to all kinds of melons but he still eats them.
Do you have to wear masks in public yet? I know a lady that wears one to church. At first I thought she was just a killer Michael Jackson fan.
I didn't see one on you at teh Mett and Greet.
I don't have to wear a mask or anything like that. I just take a lot..I mean a lot of allergy medications and I get allergy shots once a week. Its nothing thats going to kill me (except the shrimp allergy -maybe)
Wow, that is a lot of allergies. You poor thing! I don't have many allergies; I think I developed a few seasonal ones in my early 20's, but nothing serious, thank goodness!
I'm surprised out of everything...no one had a come back to the mention of marijuana. Interesting, very very interesting.
I feel you sista' I really do! Interesting the marijuana thing. You could be a marijuana sniffer - get a reaction and they nail 'em. No wait, they could have perfume on. Or pollen on. Or a mammal on. Or shellfish on...? That's a shame. I thought I found the perfect new job for you! :0)
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