Totally Random and Useless Information

Today, my mind is racing with completely random and useless information. I figured I might as well share it. Why not? Maybe I will have the answers to those questions that plague you. Or maybe you feel all alone in your views on the world, only to discover that we are kindred spirits. You just never know!

Useless Information #1: I discovered today that if you take the Armour Brand "Brown and Serve" sausage links, wrap them in a paper towel and then place them in a Tupperware container with the lid on and cook them in the microwave, they cook pretty good. You don't get that crisp, out of the pan taste and texture, but they aren't dried up little clumps of grossness. For those of you that are thinking "gross" to start with, because you wouldn't eat them anyways. Your loss. You do what you gotta do!

Useless Information #2: My Nascar driver won again last night. #18 Kyle Busch. I've mentioned it before, but its said that Nascar fans are some of the most brand loyal consumers. I knew there was a reason I liked M&M's

Useless Information #3: Did you know that bread, if left out long enough, will hardened to the point that it can pierce your skin? Try it! Leave a few thousand bread crumbs on the floor for a few hours and then come back with bare-feet. Go head, I will wait. Do you believe me now?

Random Thought #1: I hate trashy gum chewers. Don't get me wrong, I've been known to blow a few bubbles in my day. But I also think there is a time and a place for everything. And sitting at your desk working...especially, when your desk shares a confined space with other people is just trashy. This go 'round, it wasn't so much the popping, but the smacking. That open mouthed, cud chewing, jaw kickin' smack.......Close your mouth, ya look like an Ox chewin' her cud.

Random Thought #2: I am probably one of the least tolerant people in the world (obviously, if you read my last random thought). I'm a no bull kind of gal. Don't come to me unless you need me. Don't ask questions unless you have given it a little bit of thought..And for the love of all that is holy...Don't come to me with your gripes unless you have collected all the facts. I hate it when one jumps to random conclusions. You know who you are! You read the first two lines of an email, jump into a frenzy and start ranting and raving over my desk. If you had read lines three and four, it would have all come together and made sense, and more likely than not benefited you in the long run. Geesh!

Random Thought #3: Don't make excuses or try to explain things away. I don't care that your hands were full, you had a lot on your mind and that my keys must have slipped out of your hands un-noticed. If I loan you something, I expect to get it back. Nor do I care how you think you made that ginormous error on that legal document that was just archived for all time and eternity. Check your work, do it right, or get out of my way..so that I can do it!

Whew! I feel better! How about you?