Salt Saga Event #1 The Vomit Box

The games have officially begun. Our first event -The Vomit Box. This evening competitors were myself vs the enemy -Vomit.

I sat quietly as it preyed upon me, using Mason as its ally. Their hit was right on target as they soaked me with their repulsive ammo, soaking themselves, me, the carpet, and unfortunately the side of my antique arm chair.


But the fun doesn't end their my friend, while the victorious team reveled in all their glory in the bathtub, I was left to clean up the mess created. I, pre-occupied with a steam cleaner that has malfunctioned, left our audience (Little Seth) to his own devices.


What I thought were cries of victory, were soon to be discovered wounds of battle, believed to have been incurred while battling an oh so vicious rocking chair. See for yourself -
Tonights competitors have been safely returned to their home bases, as I sit and lick my wounds, as my over-sensitive skin is apparently allergic to the carpet cleaner that they were subjected to when the steam-cleaner malfunctioned and I was forced to continue cleaning by hand.

For the sake of the weak and squeamish, I refrained from taking pictures of the images left in the wake of tonights battle........